Monday, May 23, 2016

Just for Fun: Sandy Cohen for President 2016!

With all the back and forth cat and mouse games and hub-bub involved in the coming election, it is important to realize that Sandy Cohen would be a greater as president in every way!

10 Reasons why Sandy Cohen would be a great president

1. Honesty

Jimmy: Why would you do that? You don’t even like me.
Sandy: Well I’m a public defender. I represent a lot of people I don’t like.

2. Realistic

"I like to anticipate the worst at all times. It's a Cohen family trait."

3. Treats people equally 

"Well. I should be off. Gotta find the next kid to jeopardize the community. Maybe a black kid. Or an Asian kid."

4. Giving advice

Sandy: Hey, listen, you were lucky to be able to hang in there after all that foreplay.
Seth: Fore-what-now?

5. Believes in family values

"I love you, And the door is always open.”

6. Has a great sense of humor

Sandy: Hey. If I teach you guys anything, don’t ever get married.
Ryan: I’ve heard that from you before.
Sandy: Oh you’ll hear it from me again. I’ll be at the bar.

7. Wise above his years

"Valentine’s Day is not a holiday. Rosh Hashanah, that’s a holiday. Memorial Day, yes—a holiday. 

8. A great listener

"The next time you feel like using your fists, you better open your mouth and talk. That's what I'm here for."

9. Good looking

Seth: You get your picture taken?
Ryan: Mug shot?
Seth: So cynical.
Sandy: Check out my new mug shot.
Seth: God, dad those eyebrows are out of control.
Sandy: It's a sign of power you know.
Seth: Well, then you must be the most powerful man in the world.
Sandy: Well, brace yourself son, it's genetic.

10. Is up to date on the latest trends

Sandy: And you're going to yogalates.
Kirsten: You just like saying that.
Sandy: Yogalates? Yeah, I kinda do. Yogalates?

So with that being said get out there and vote Sandy Cohen for President 2016!!

 "Hi I'm Sandy Cohen and I endorse this message!"

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