Monday, November 28, 2016

The O.C. Fan Fiction: The Cyber Monday Part 1

Ryan and Seth are looking at Cyber Monday deals while eating breakfast in the kitchen.
The kitchen is very quiet besides the sound of frantic clacking of keyboard keys and mouse clicks.
Seth and Ryan are both enthralled with all the great deals.

Ryan decides to cut the silence! He raises his eyebrows and says:

Ryan: So i'm thinking about getting one of those...well you know those self balancing scooters..
Seth: Uh that's very minty of you Ryan. You mean the ones that keep catching fire?
Ryan: Well yeah but you see most of those scooters weren't certified, this one will be.
Seth: You're talking to the wrong guy about electronics but dude Hipster much?
Ryan: Well this way I won't have to borrow your parents Range these things get like 60 miles a charge.
Seth: I think your on to something in-fact I think I'll get one too, that way I can be apart of the in crowd!
Ryan: Seriously?
Seth: No! They're lame..I'll stick to my skateboard.
Ryan shrugs
Seth laughs uncontrollably
Seth: Dude just wait and see how impressed Marissa is when you try to take her on a date in your scooter.
Ryan: Seth!

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