The O.C. Fan Fiction: The O.C. Crystal Pepsi!

Its 8:00am Seth, Ryan and Kirsten are all hanging out in the kitchen, chit-chatting before they head out to "the man" OR school..Sandy walks in the kitchen with a overly chipper step interrupting them as he hands them each a soda..

Sandy: *in a kid in a candy shop tone says* They did it guys, they brought it back! I'm presenting to you the holy grail of the soda world, a glimpse in the obscure and exotic..soon you will be calling my Sandy the soda king

*Seth, Ryan and Kirsten pick up the frosty cold soda's looking at them as if they were something from Mars*

Seth: I thought Michelle Obama upped the standards for breakfast requirements dad? What happened to a nice glass of OJ?

Ryan: *just gives a look*

Kirsten: *giving a happy smirk* Oh I remember these..

*Before Kirsten can get another word out Sandy super enthusiastically says*

Sandy: It's a Crystal Pepsi! Its the drink of champions, back in the early 90's these babies made my year...well...something special.

Seth: Yeah if you call 69 grams of sugar special

Kirsten: 69 grams of sugar?!?

Ryan: *gives a surprised raised eyebrow look*

Sandy: Well yeah but you see, this is a classic and it's only here for a limited time so drink up....

*Family is loosing enthusiasm*

Seth: Yeah dad such a classic, that it *looks at his phone* only lasted a year before it was taken off the shelves. I guess Pepsi was blown away by the major success that they cancelled it?

Sandy: You know, you're lucky to be having one of these things son they are rare as ever!

Kirsten: Rare? How much did you pay for these sugar bombs?

Sandy: *Sandy starts to get shy* Well, you know like I said it was a special occasion and they are highly sought after..I kind of made a little, I mean not so little eBay bid for the bundle.

Ryan: *gives a surprised look plus a one-eyed eye brow lift as he goes in for another sip, enjoying the drama unfolding before him*

Kirsten: *starting to get annoyed* Don't dance around the question Sandy!

Seth: This tastes kinda funny actually..does anyone notice the after taste?

Sandy: My stomach is feeling a bit strange but I blame that on the excitement..

Kirsten: Well yeah its filled with high fructose corn syrup, a ton of calories...

*before Kirsten has can finish her sentence Ryan blurts out*

Ryan: And has an expiration date of JULY 1993.

*Sandy immediately spits out one of his last gulps of the drink, wipes his mouth on his suit sleeve in utter amazement, shock and disgust and says*

Sandy: Well that explains the price!!

Kirsten: SANDY!!!

Seth, Ryan, Kirsten and Sandy end up spending the next 30 minutes throwing up the expired Crystal Pepsi drink. It wasn't pretty. Rosa was later called to the scene and spent 3 hours cleaning up the whole kitchen until it was crystal clean.

THE END

The O.C. Fun Fact: How old were The O.C. actors when the pilot episode aired?

Ever wondered how old The O.C. actors were when The O.C first started? Well question no more! We did all the crazy math and have the answers that you were too lazy to find yourself! Look below..

Look at all those baby faces, a truly vintage promotional photo taken during the filming of the pilot episode at The Battered Women's Shelter Fashion Show.


When The O.C. aired, Mischa Barton (Marissa) was 17, Chris Carmack (Luke) was 22, Benjamin Mckenzie (Ryan) was 24, Kelly Rowan (Kirsten) was 37, Peter Gallagher (Sandy) was 47, Tate Donovan (Jimmy) was 39, Melinda Clarke (Julie) was 33, Adam Brody (Seth) was 23 and Rachel Bilson (Summer) was 21.

The O.C. Casts Birthdays: 

Tate Donovan was born on 08/25/1963 - 39 years 11 months 11 days at the time of The O.C. Pilot
Chris Carmack was born on 12/22/1980 - 22 years 7 months 14 days at the time of The O.C. Pilot
Adam Brody was born on 12/15/1979 - 23 years 7 months 21 days at the time of The O.C. Pilot
Rachel Bilson was born on 08/25/1981 - 21 years 11 months 11 days at the time of The O.C. Pilot
Mischa Barton was born on 01/24/1986 - 17 years 6 months 12 days at the time of The O.C. Pilot
Kelly Rowan was born on 10/26/1965 - 37 years 9 months 10 days at the time of The O.C. Pilot
Peter Gallagher was born on 08/19/1955 - 47 years 11 months 17 days at the time of The O.C. Pilot
Ben Mckenzie was born on 09/12/1978 - 24 years 10 months 24 days at the time of The O.C. Pilot
Melinda Clarke was born on 01/20/1970 - 33 years 6 months 16 days at the time of The O.C. Pilot