Monday, July 18, 2016

The O.C. Fanfiction: The O.C. Pokemon Go?!



Ryan and Sandy are in the kitchen. Ryan stands close enough to the backdoor so his phone's GPS thinks he's outside to catch Pokemon. Ryan has been on his phone non-stop since Pokemon Go came out. Sandy is it a bit worried about Ryan's new obsession but realizes it is summer vacation. Sandy's thinking of a way he may be able to relate to Ryan's new addiction..

Sandy: Hey Ryan you may not believe this but I was quite the pong champ in my day. 

Ryan barely looks up as he catches a wild Caterpie using just one Pokeball
Ryan: Oh, um really..

Sandy: Yeah for a while there I went a few days without showering, I was hooked. 

Ryan gives a mildly amused expression to Sandy and looks back down at his game..
Ryan: So hey will you drive me to Chino later?

Sandy: Oh why of course but I may ask why you want to go to Chino? Is your mom in trouble?

Ryan: No, I just figure with the lack of smart phones in the Chino area due to the high poverty rate, I could potentially catch a whole lot more Pokemon than here in Newport.

Sandy: I don't quite get what you mean but anything to get out of the house..I'll grab my keys..Lets go get some Poke-man!

Ryan: It's PokeMON!


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Friday, July 15, 2016

The O.C. Holidays: Chrismukkah in July!


Merry Chrismukkah in July from EverythingTheOC.com

Merry Chrismukkah in July Folks! Go ahead, spin a dreidel, deck the halls, drink some eggnog, write down ideas for the ultimate Seth Cohen starter pack because Chrismukkah is half way here folks! Cheers!

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

The O.C. Fan Fiction: The Prime Day



Last night Sandy pulled an all-nighter with hopes to score a discounted bagel slicer on Amazon's annual Prime Day!

It's 10 am Sandy stands near the kitchen counter deliriously looking at his completed Amazon shopping cart purchase. Ryan and Seth are both sitting in the kitchen eating their breakfast and reading comics.
Sandy starts smirking with insane delight

Sandy: You know whats better than eating a bagel boys?

Seth and Ryan look highly unamused and unmotivated to respond or even look up. 
Seth hesitates

Seth: No....What is better than eating a bagel dad?

Seth looks back down as if he's not even interested in the answer to the question

Sandy: Getting a bagel slicer 20 percent off, us Cohen's know how to bargain!

Seth: No that's called being Jewish.

Ryan: Wow, that's ugh something Sandy.

Seth: Wait dad..what did you pay for this Bagel slicer?

Sandy: Well I had to get a Prime membership to get this baby but its worth it son, we get free 2 day shipping and Amazon Prime TV for a year!

Seth goes over to his dads tablet and quickly searches google for the exact same bagel slicer

Sandy annoyed that Seth is looking at his tablet

Sandy: C'mon watcha doing I had that page up for a reason, now its lost.

Seth: Dad, one word...WALMART. *drops the mic*

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