Tuesday, May 24, 2016

The O.C. Memorable Moment: Sandy tries to teach Ryan how to play golf!




This has to be at-least in the top 5 best The O.C. moments ever. This moment comes from season 1 episode 16 "The Links". In the scene you have Ryan, not the most athletic (at least in rich people sports), Sandy trying to teach Ryan how to play golf using a coffee cup/smooth words and Seth in the pool to catch the loose golf balls all the while serving as extra comic relief (as usual).

Feeling like Marissa is spending too much time with Oliver - Ryan gets extra uneasy, angsty and high-strung and the upcoming Oliver Palm Springs hang out isn't helping either nor is Sandy's golf techniques or Seth's sarcastic banter! Which of course makes for a a truly funny and classic scene. Watch this hilarious scene above!

Best quote from this scene:

Sandy: "You don't play golf you don't spa, what do you do?"


Monday, May 23, 2016

Just for Fun: Sandy Cohen for President 2016!



With all the back and forth cat and mouse games and hub-bub involved in the coming election, it is important to realize that Sandy Cohen would be a greater as president in every way!


10 Reasons why Sandy Cohen would be a great president


1. Honesty

Jimmy: Why would you do that? You don’t even like me.
Sandy: Well I’m a public defender. I represent a lot of people I don’t like.

2. Realistic

"I like to anticipate the worst at all times. It's a Cohen family trait."

3. Treats people equally 

"Well. I should be off. Gotta find the next kid to jeopardize the community. Maybe a black kid. Or an Asian kid."

4. Giving advice

Sandy: Hey, listen, you were lucky to be able to hang in there after all that foreplay.
Seth: Fore-what-now?

5. Believes in family values

"I love you, And the door is always open.”

6. Has a great sense of humor

Sandy: Hey. If I teach you guys anything, don’t ever get married.
Ryan: I’ve heard that from you before.
Sandy: Oh you’ll hear it from me again. I’ll be at the bar.

7. Wise above his years

"Valentine’s Day is not a holiday. Rosh Hashanah, that’s a holiday. Memorial Day, yes—a holiday. 

8. A great listener

"The next time you feel like using your fists, you better open your mouth and talk. That's what I'm here for."

9. Good looking

Seth: You get your picture taken?
Ryan: Mug shot?
Seth: So cynical.
Sandy: Check out my new mug shot.
Seth: God, dad those eyebrows are out of control.
Sandy: It's a sign of power you know.
Seth: Well, then you must be the most powerful man in the world.
Sandy: Well, brace yourself son, it's genetic.

10. Is up to date on the latest trends

Sandy: And you're going to yogalates.
Kirsten: You just like saying that.
Sandy: Yogalates? Yeah, I kinda do. Yogalates?


So with that being said get out there and vote Sandy Cohen for President 2016!!

 "Hi I'm Sandy Cohen and I endorse this message!"



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