Showing posts with label The O.C. Fan Fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The O.C. Fan Fiction. Show all posts

Monday, April 6, 2020

The O.C. Fan Fiction: The Quarantine


It's early morning - The Cohen's are on their 4th week of quarantine. Sandy, Seth and Ryan are in the kitchen eating their not so usual breakfast due to food shortages (whole wheat bagels..yuck)..At this point the Cohen household are a little irritated and delirious. After many movie nights, Netflix binges and family game night, they're a little burned out.

*Kirsten stumbles through the kitchen hallway and attempts to give Sandy a hug - Sandy simultaneously blocking her attempt..*

Sandy: Hunny, you really gotta practice your social distancing..in a time like this a hug could really kill..

*Kirsten gets irritated..and just mutters inaudible words as she opens up the fridge for some orange juice.*

Seth: Yes mom, you really need to take proper precautions *Seth flips down his spider-man mask and starts mumbling* Corona's got nothing on this. Yeah, i'd like to thank my many years of cosplay for this ingenious invention.

*Ryan gives "The Look" and irritatedly says*

Ryan: Yeah, look at you, you clearly are loosing it buddy..

Seth: Zing Ryan, zing..Allow me to demonstrate..I could go about my normal day with this baby on

*Seth attempts to drink coffee through the masks breathing holes as half of it goes on his shirt..*

Sandy: Now that's talent..

Seth: You'll see, you'll all see..I will prove just how effective my invention is by vowing to wear it all day.

Ryan: You won't last 5 minutes..

*Sandy starts smirking not being able to hold his next line in*

Sandy: That's what she said.

*Kirsten rolls her eyes*

Kirsten: This is going to be a long quarantine...
Cue the O.C. intro song..Californiaaaa......

Monday, September 3, 2018

O.C. Fan Fiction: The Labor Day

Sandy stumbles into the kitchen holding a boatload of cleaning supplies - Seth and Ryan are eating breakfast and flipping through their phones as usual..

Sandy: Alright boys - it's time for you guys to experience the joys of Labor Day..
Seth: Oh dad were already experiencing a relaxing day off - thanks though..
Ryan: Seth I think he's referring to labor like work - I mean look at all the cleaning supplies..
Seth: Isn't that Rosa's job, speaking of - what happened to her, ah those were the good ole days pops..
Ryan looks puzzled
Sandy: I'm not quite sure but who needs a maid when we got the two of you!
Sandy hands Ryan and Mop and Seth a broom
Seth: I usually get the mop, cause at the Bait Shop...
Ryan gives Seth a annoyed look and interupts
Ryan: You worked there for like a week Seth I don't think that was enough time to start claiming the mop..
Seth: Very true buddy, very true..I've always thought of myself as a sweeper anyhow
Ryan: Whatever you say..
Sandy: aw you guys get along so well - let me know when your finished - i'm going to go watch Rocky while I wait for Kirsten to come home..
Sandy walks off to the living room
Seth: Very fair dad..very fair..

Monday, November 27, 2017

The O.C. Fan Fiction: The Cyber Monday Part 2


It's morning in the Cohen kitchen. Ryan and Seth both sipping coffee as they browse through all the various Cyber Monday deals..

Seth: Ryan you know whats a better gift than those finger-lames and that hatcha-craps?
Ryan: It scares me that you even know about those TOYS Seth.
Seth: I could ask you the same thing, how'd you know they were even toys buddy?
*Ryan embarrassed but tries to play it off*
Ryan: Well you know...I saw a..ugh commercial...
Seth: Likely story..Can you At least pretend to be stoked about what i'm about to say??
*Ryan unamused and focused on the next load of Amazon deals*
Ryan: Okay, fine ill take the bait..
Seth: My very first electric razor!
*Seth looks at his reflection in the microwave*
Seth: Yeah - once this thing grows a little fuller it will need a little trimarooskie! Just trying to prepare, that's all.
*Ryan rolls his eyes*
Ryan: You can't even grow a beard yet Seth.
*Seth points to a single hair growing out of his chin and shows Ryan*
Seth: What do you call that buddy, id say that's the start of my winter beard.
Ryan: I'd say it needs to go and you don't need to waste money on an electric razor to remove it..you've been holding on to that stray hair for weeks - I even saw you wearing a shower cap over your chin the other day and that's just weird man..
*Ryan walks over to Seth and attempts to pull his prized possession*
Seth: No dude - it's all I got, I have to protect it! The only thing us Cohen's are good at growing hair wise is elaborately thick eyebrows..
*Ryan struggles to even grab the hair (its that small)*
Ryan: Just hold still..almost got it...
*Sandy briskly walks in the kitchen*
Sandy: What in the name of Cyber Monday are you two doing? You two are missing all the cyber-deals!
*Ryan and Seth freeze and both look up surprised*
Seth: Dad don't say cyber.
Ryan: Well uhh..there's bigger matters to be had or smaller ones is more like it..
Seth: What he means to say is he was just admiring my upcoming winter beard..
Sandy: Beard? Are you talking about that single hair on your chin son? I don't think Summer is even into that..
Seth: Yes dad it's no shave November! She doesn't not like it - she hasn't complained yet!
Ryan: He's only got like 3 days left before December, besides we don't need beards in the winter - in Orange County.
Sandy: You heard the man - its about time for it to be gone..RYAN hold Seth down..this isn't gonna be pretty..
*Sandy proceeds to help Ryan out while he does the bidding, Seth struggling*
Seth: I'll never surrender!
*Kirsten walks in perfect timing to witness the torture*
*All three guys freeze and look up frazzled*
Kirsten: What in the heck are you three up to?! Seth are you okay!?
Sandy: You see hunny, Ryan and I are trying to get rid of Seth's "winter beard"..
Kirsten: Thank-heavens that lone ranger has got to go!
*Kirsten runs over to Seth and the gang with scissors*
Kirsten: Hold still i've been wanting to get rid of that thing for weeks!
*Rosa walks in and witnesses the horror that is going down on the kitchen counter*
*All four of them freeze and look up as if they were being busted for committing a vicious crime*
*Without a beat Rosa walks the other way as she mumbles under her breath with a smirk 
"gente blanca tonta" (silly white people).

THE END

If you enjoyed this years episode of Cyber Monday check out last years edition here

Friday, July 14, 2017

The O.C. Tweets: Sandy Cohens found a new place!


In case you were wondering "The O.C. Tweets" is a fan fiction extension to the actual show, completely fantasy yes but closely based off of what The O.C characters would be tweeting about if twitter was around in the early 00's.

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

The O.C. Holidays: Happy 4th of July!


Some background music for the scene :)


It's Tuesday morning at the Cohen residence. Ryan and Seth are in the kitchen reading comic books and drinking coffee as usual..just enjoying their summer vacation.

Sandy, in an excited sweat strolls in with a giant box that he appears can barely lift. Ryan and Seth look up immediately intrigued.

Sandy: What's inside this box is going to blow your minds boys...well, literally!
*Seth in a sarcastic tone*
Seth: Please tell me you bought up all the fidget spinners in Orange County?
*Ryan sips his coffee*
Ryan: If only we were that lucky..
Sandy: Guess again and no son that would mean people around here would actually have to entertain their own kids. Plus they'd rather like to think their kids are special and have A.D.D.
Seth: Good point padre..I can't believe you guys thought I once had ADHD..
Ryan: Well it is 4th of July...and...
*Before Ryan is able to finish his rare full sentence Kirsten walks into the kitchen in perfect timing  opens the refrigerator*
Kirsten: What's in the giant box Sandy?
Sandy: I was just playing a little game with the boys..a classic game of guess what's inside the box..
Seth: Dad I feel like your trying to be Bob Barker on the Price is Right...
*Sandy laughs*
Sandy: Oh how I miss The Bob Barker and that little Yoddler game..Don't get me started how I almost got on that show boys..New host sucks!
Seth: Really?! You almost met The Bob?
*Ryan getting annoyed*
Ryan: So what's in the box??
Kirsten: Yes what is in the box hunny?
Sandy: Alright guys...it's The 4th of July so I traded an old surfboard on Craigslist for a whole tub of bottle rockets!
Seth: Wow that is very minty of you!
Kirsten: Oh that should be fun..
Sandy: Well I thought to myself what's more American than lighting up burning rockets up in the sky to watch them explode! It's our freedom, we'll shoot em off in the backyard!
Seth: President Trump wouldn't have wanted it any other way!
Sandy: Gotta love the guy, what he lacks in intelligence he sure makes up for in patriotism!
*Seth and Ryan cheers their coffee mugs and the scene closes*

HAPPY 4th of July! Let freedom ring!

Monday, November 28, 2016

The O.C. Fan Fiction: The Cyber Monday Part 1




Ryan and Seth are looking at Cyber Monday deals while eating breakfast in the kitchen.
The kitchen is very quiet besides the sound of frantic clacking of keyboard keys and mouse clicks.
Seth and Ryan are both enthralled with all the great deals.

Ryan decides to cut the silence! He raises his eyebrows and says:

Ryan: So i'm thinking about getting one of those...well you know those self balancing scooters..
Seth: Uh that's very minty of you Ryan. You mean the ones that keep catching fire?
Ryan: Well yeah but you see most of those scooters weren't certified, this one will be.
Seth: You're talking to the wrong guy about electronics but dude Hipster much?
Ryan: Well this way I won't have to borrow your parents Range Rover..plus these things get like 60 miles a charge.
Seth: I think your on to something in-fact I think I'll get one too, that way I can be apart of the in crowd!
Ryan: Seriously?
Seth: No! They're lame..I'll stick to my skateboard.
Ryan shrugs
Seth laughs uncontrollably
Seth: Dude just wait and see how impressed Marissa is when you try to take her on a date in your scooter.
Ryan: Seth!

Friday, August 12, 2016

The O.C. Fan Fiction: The O.C. Crystal Pepsi!



Its 8:00am Seth, Ryan and Kirsten are all hanging out in the kitchen, chit-chatting before they head out to "the man" OR school..Sandy walks in the kitchen with a overly chipper step interrupting them as he hands them each a soda..

Sandy: *in a kid in a candy shop tone says* They did it guys, they brought it back! I'm presenting to you the holy grail of the soda world, a glimpse in the obscure and exotic..soon you will be calling my Sandy the soda king

*Seth, Ryan and Kirsten pick up the frosty cold soda's looking at them as if they were something from Mars*

Seth: I thought Michelle Obama upped the standards for breakfast requirements dad? What happened to a nice glass of OJ?

Ryan: *just gives a look*

Kirsten: *giving a happy smirk* Oh I remember these..

*Before Kirsten can get another word out Sandy super enthusiastically says*

Sandy: It's a Crystal Pepsi! Its the drink of champions, back in the early 90's these babies made my year...well...something special.

Seth: Yeah if you call 69 grams of sugar special

Kirsten: 69 grams of sugar?!?

Ryan: *gives a surprised raised eyebrow look*

Sandy: Well yeah but you see, this is a classic and it's only here for a limited time so drink up....

*Family is loosing enthusiasm*

Seth: Yeah dad such a classic, that it *looks at his phone* only lasted a year before it was taken off the shelves. I guess Pepsi was blown away by the major success that they cancelled it?

Sandy: You know, you're lucky to be having one of these things son they are rare as ever!

Kirsten: Rare? How much did you pay for these sugar bombs?

Sandy: *Sandy starts to get shy* Well, you know like I said it was a special occasion and they are highly sought after..I kind of made a little, I mean not so little eBay bid for the bundle.

Ryan: *gives a surprised look plus a one-eyed eye brow lift as he goes in for another sip, enjoying the drama unfolding before him*

Kirsten: *starting to get annoyed* Don't dance around the question Sandy!

Seth: This tastes kinda funny actually..does anyone notice the after taste?

Sandy: My stomach is feeling a bit strange but I blame that on the excitement..

Kirsten: Well yeah its filled with high fructose corn syrup, a ton of calories...

*before Kirsten has can finish her sentence Ryan blurts out*

Ryan: And has an expiration date of JULY 1993.

*Sandy immediately spits out one of his last gulps of the drink, wipes his mouth on his suit sleeve in utter amazement, shock and disgust and says*

Sandy: Well that explains the price!!

Kirsten: SANDY!!!

Seth, Ryan, Kirsten and Sandy end up spending the next 30 minutes throwing up the expired Crystal Pepsi drink. It wasn't pretty. Rosa was later called to the scene and spent 3 hours cleaning up the whole kitchen until it was crystal clean.

THE END

Monday, July 18, 2016

The O.C. Fanfiction: The O.C. Pokemon Go?!



Ryan and Sandy are in the kitchen. Ryan stands close enough to the backdoor so his phone's GPS thinks he's outside to catch Pokemon. Ryan has been on his phone non-stop since Pokemon Go came out. Sandy is it a bit worried about Ryan's new obsession but realizes it is summer vacation. Sandy's thinking of a way he may be able to relate to Ryan's new addiction..

Sandy: Hey Ryan you may not believe this but I was quite the pong champ in my day. 

Ryan barely looks up as he catches a wild Caterpie using just one Pokeball
Ryan: Oh, um really..

Sandy: Yeah for a while there I went a few days without showering, I was hooked. 

Ryan gives a mildly amused expression to Sandy and looks back down at his game..
Ryan: So hey will you drive me to Chino later?

Sandy: Oh why of course but I may ask why you want to go to Chino? Is your mom in trouble?

Ryan: No, I just figure with the lack of smart phones in the Chino area due to the high poverty rate, I could potentially catch a whole lot more Pokemon than here in Newport.

Sandy: I don't quite get what you mean but anything to get out of the house..I'll grab my keys..Lets go get some Poke-man!

Ryan: It's PokeMON!


Feel free to make your own Ryan Pokemon Go mashups using the image below. Just put any background you want and post it!


Tuesday, July 12, 2016

The O.C. Fan Fiction: The Prime Day



Last night Sandy pulled an all-nighter with hopes to score a discounted bagel slicer on Amazon's annual Prime Day!

It's 10 am Sandy stands near the kitchen counter deliriously looking at his completed Amazon shopping cart purchase. Ryan and Seth are both sitting in the kitchen eating their breakfast and reading comics.
Sandy starts smirking with insane delight

Sandy: You know whats better than eating a bagel boys?

Seth and Ryan look highly unamused and unmotivated to respond or even look up. 
Seth hesitates

Seth: No....What is better than eating a bagel dad?

Seth looks back down as if he's not even interested in the answer to the question

Sandy: Getting a bagel slicer 20 percent off, us Cohen's know how to bargain!

Seth: No that's called being Jewish.

Ryan: Wow, that's ugh something Sandy.

Seth: Wait dad..what did you pay for this Bagel slicer?

Sandy: Well I had to get a Prime membership to get this baby but its worth it son, we get free 2 day shipping and Amazon Prime TV for a year!

Seth goes over to his dads tablet and quickly searches google for the exact same bagel slicer

Sandy annoyed that Seth is looking at his tablet

Sandy: C'mon watcha doing I had that page up for a reason, now its lost.

Seth: Dad, one word...WALMART. *drops the mic*

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Just for Fun: The Atwood's Work Van Spotted in Newport!!


Everything The O.C. staff was searching Newport Beach, CA using Google Street View the other day when we stumbled upon this epic gem! What we have here is mind blowing and it will literally fill in what happened between Ryan and his big brother Trey after season 4!
























We found a van! But not just any van, Trey and Ryan's business van! Here is a close-up! By the looks of the van Ryan and Trey have gotten into business together. They started a Two Brothers Locksmith company!


















Here is an even better close-up. The slogan reads "It's no fun if the key's are in the car" and "If we don't do it who will?". Notice the Journey stickers on the side. Classic move which i'm sure was Ryan's idea.

Would you call Two Brothers Locksmith to come pop your lock? Think about it, Trey was pretty quick getting the Camaro started! Although you would probably have to get your broken glass fixed but at least you would be able to get in and get going. Gotta weigh the pro's and con's folks!

Found their business website here as well twobrotherslocksmith.blogspot.com!

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

The O.C. Tweets: Sandy learns to Twitter

sandy cohen twitter message the o.c.




















Ryan, Seth and Kirsten all pitch in and get Sandy a Galaxy S7 Edge for Father's day! As Sandy puts it "i'm living on the edge of technology now baby". Only problem is he needs to learn how to use the phone and some of the phones most popular apps.

*It's night-time, Sandy is in the kitchen staring at the new unopened phone box in pure puzzlement*
*Ryan and Seth are reading comic books at the dinner table*

Sandy: Now guys is this new phone anything like my Razr 3G?! Now that thing had some class.
Seth: Ugh you still have that? Dad flip phones are so not cool.
*Ryan shrugs and hides his beeper Trey gave him in Chino*
Sandy: Hey as long as I can make calls to the Nana and surf the web i'm all ears
*Seth and Ryan both look at eachother in pure horror*
Seth: I'm so getting you a phone case.
Ryan: And insurance.

A few days later Seth signs Sandy up for a summer Twitter workshop class in Newport. Sandy receives a C in the class but as you can see Sandy is already using what he learned and successfully "twittering".

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

The O.C. Fan Fiction: Four Alternative Pilot Cop Car Chase Vehicles!

Here at Everything The O.C. we like to imagine and dream up alternate O.C. story lines. We like to call it The O.C. Fan Fiction. You know, exploring the what if's or reinventing the past and what not. For instance what if Sandy's favorite breakfast meal was Cheerios instead of bagels (oh the horror).



In the pilot episode of The O.C., we see two figures scoping out a nice late 70's style Chevrolet Camaro in the middle of the night. The older brother Trey ends up smashing the driver side front window and hot-wires the car in record timing. He then forces his little brother Ryan to get in and drives away like he stole it (oh that's right he did steal it). A cop car witnesses the crime and chases after them. After a short police chase, Trey crashes the car against an electrical box and the rest is history.

Below are four alternative vehicles situations that would be or not be better get-away vehicles than the Cheverolet Camaro. Enjoy!






















Ryan: You sure about this?
Trey: Yeah man, it's a hoveround, you can take it to the Grand Canyon and back






















Ryan: You ever ride a tandem bike before?
Trey: Yeah one time in the circus..No Ryan! What kind of a question is that? Just get on the back and make sure to pedal - i'm not doing all the work!






















Ryan: I don't know Trey, this looks like a setup! Those are worth like 5 grand a piece!
Trey: Ryan! If it was a setup there would be more than two Segway scooters! Time to play mall cop! Just like old times little brother!






















Ryan: What is the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile doing in Chino?
Trey: I don't know and I don't care! Mom hasn't fed us in days and I could really use a hot dog or five!

Monday, March 21, 2016

The O.C. Fan Fiction: Apple does fall far from the tree


Meanwhile in the Cohen kitchen: a rare moment Sandy and Seth are both home while Kirsten and Ryan go drop off clothes at the women's shelter...Not much is going on and its rather silent, the two are just not used to hanging out together.

Seth: Ugh. I don't know why i'm asking you but what do you think about the new IPhone announcement today?

Sandy: Its shtick, a smaller phone and still only 16 jiga bits of space? Galaxy 7 for the win son!

Seth: Its gigabytes dad GIGA-Bytes.

Sandy: I'm just saying, it has a lot to offer. Kinda like your mother.

Seth: Okay i'm going to pretend I never heard that. Bye.

Tuesday, January 5, 2016

The O.C. Fan Fiction: Ryan's Fallout with Taylor

ryan atwood playing video games fallout pool house


Meanwhile in the pool house - Ryan is going through a tough breakup with Taylor and has been held up in the pool house since Chrismukkah. Sandy and Kirsten are increasingly worried about the amount of time Ryan has been devoting to his new game Fallout 4..He has called out sick from the Crab-Shack 11 days in a row and claims he's in the "wasteland".

Sandy: Hey Seth do you know where Ryan is?
Seth: Ugh yeah dad, hes in his uh "Fallout Shelter" and oh yeah if you see him he now prefers people call him The Silver Shroud. Whatever the means.
Sandy: Oh he's lost it, we gotta get him back with Taylor!





Thursday, December 10, 2015

Just for fun: Newport Schmeared Cream Cheese by Cohen, You'd buy it!

cohen, bagel, creamcheese, schmear, schmeared, sandy cohen

Mmmm...you know you want some! 8 ounces of pure love! Presenting to you, Sandy Cohen's finest creation, Newport Schmeared Cream Cheese by Cohen. After moving to their old house in Berkeley and having a baby Sandy had a lot of free time at the house. He was no longer mentoring brooding teens on the daily and was taking a break from the PD office. Then it came to him one morning while schmearing some cream cheese on his favorite poppy seed bagel. He immediately called Jimmy Cooper up, "Lets start a new venture, a cream cheese company!". And the rest is history!





Monday, November 30, 2015

The O.C. Fan Fiction: Season 10 Episode 13 "The Case of the Cyber Monday"


On this episode of The O.C. Seth and Ryan stay up all night to buy Fitbit's half off only to realize in the wee hours of the morning that Amazon had sold out at 12:01am. Kirsten and Sandy strategize Christmas shopping and have an argument about the benefits of online shopping vs in store shopping. Sandy says that "online shopping is the way of the future!" gets hooked on "Amazon Fresh Now", has potato chips and soda delivered every other day automatically and racks up a huge bill. Kirsten proceeds to go out with the girls to shop only to experience gossip and mobs of crazy shoppers!

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